The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 1–10 of 328 companies
1
Thames Water 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace
Water
91%
8,397 votes
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2
Avanti West Coast 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace
Trains
90%
5,433 votes
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3
Evri (Hermes) 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace
Parcels & Post
90%
4,891 votes
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4
Wonga 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace
Other
90%
1,971 votes
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5
Southern Water 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Water
89%
8,885 votes
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6
Ticketmaster 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Shopping
89%
3,622 votes
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7
TalkTalk 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Broadband & Mobile
88%
5,991 votes
How shit are they?
8
TransPennine Express 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Trains
88%
3,671 votes
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9
Yodel 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Parcels & Post
88%
3,156 votes
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10
Northern 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Trains
85%
5,151 votes
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Showing 1–10 of 328 companies
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